Money Speak
Bo and his cousin Luke Duke have been in trouble the day they were born and for as long as father time can remember he has been getting in trouble in his native Hazzard County , Georgia. Bo Duke, otherwise known as John Schneider, is now in some hot water after a deadline passed and he refused to pay up some 150,000 in alimony money to his ex wife as her looks went down hill when Bo first set his eyes on her an proposed marriage in one of the episodes of the famed eighties program called "The Dukes Of Hazzard". Bo Duke is pondscum for treating his ex as he did and the amount of money he mad bootlegging, moonshining,snake oiling, and acting through the years one would think provided enough money into his bank account where he should of never failed to produce the nesessry funds in his alimony case. Bo Duke has tons of money form merchandising of the toy little General Lee cars and plastic figures through the years he needs to open up and fnd his wallet and pay to play.
Bo's wife Evira Castle had been a devoted woman and stayed with Mr Duke Schneider all of these years despite obviously being a slacker who did nothing but ride his dodge charger and was daily chased by the local sheriff for a number of fractions committed in the county. Mr Schneider claimed he hit hard financial times and spent most of his money form the Dukes of Hazard repairing his movie studio after a climate man-made controlled flood swept away his studio in 2016 and this was his reasoning for his delinquency .Hogwash. Bo Duke's wife got old and started resembling the sea hag and he didn't want to spend any more dough than necessary for her survival and this time Bo went to far and hopefully Roscoe Coltrane cuffs and stuffs this son of a bitch 
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