Center Bear mauls a foolish man in rural Alaska

Jason Fool
 Fool Michael Soltis should of known better than to venture into the territory of the big bucj brown Beer of Alaska. Soltis disappeared and as searchers looked for him another man was attacked by the crazed Bear known locally as Pinto and thankfully the second attack didn't end up in a fatality. The entire small close-knit population of Alaska, bearly more than Northwestern Indiana's population, is on edge after this bear attack and if grizzles were not enough to worry about they also have problems with Brown Center Bears who can prove to be just as deadly,especially to fools who venture by themselves and get lost in the North woods because they are stupid and bored.

When searchers found the missing hikers body they couldn't even tell it was once a human and some insisted the mangled corpse of meat was deer until DNA tests proved that it was a fucking human and Mr Soltis who had foolishly hiked out into the Bear den.

The Center Bear tore this man apart and why these successful wealthy middle age fucks continue to seek adventure in places that will get them torn to pieces by wildlife I will never understand and this fool should of not gone hiking out in Alaska. Police were searching for Pinto but in an area with so many similar looking big buck bears finding this same particular bear is about  as likely as finding a truckload of hidden silver coins in Siberia. Pinto doesn't care and promises to maul another foolish hiker that thinks their money and status will provide them security when hiking into territory far from where they belong.