Drone Goose lets Detroit Tiger Comerica Park loose to otherwise another average year

Polly Cracker
 # Rally Goose is all the rage in Detroit as My beloved Tigers are busting loose for another .500 season and this goose flying around the stadium was about the most exciting g event in Tiger baseball for some two seasons. A goose was on the loose in Comerica Park and grounds keepers desperately tried to get this loose Canadian goose out of the ball park and had these guys been biologists they would of captured the goose and let it loose outside the stadium. The goose or drone refused to leave the stadium until being chased out by groundskeeper and the bot or bird crashed into the scoreboard much to the shock and awe of the crowd.

A goose is not a parakeet and cannot take off like a drone and this bird needs a long runway to escape the confinement of a sports stadium. The Detroit Tigers he Tiger faithful has taken this goose under the wing and this will be year of the goose for Tiger baseball and who knows..maybe a team name change as this team has rarely played like a tiger in its last four decades. The excitement this goose brought # Rally Goose to the usual boring May baseball enlightened the city of Detroit and brought the Tigers back into the spotlight. The Tigers have won four straight game since this goose island incident and it seems that the team has been rejuvenated by the appearance and resilience of this goose that nearly killed itself flying into the fucking scoreboard. #Rallygoose

The Detroit Gooses need some uplifting and rallying around an injured goose that broke both of its chicken wings is that is if this is even a real goose and not a drone created by the Tigers organization  to ahhhh create a welcome distraction to the balls, strikers, swings and ball grabbing that usually takes place on the field of Comerica Park and another dull and uninteresting season of Tiger goose baseball. The Tigers are no New York Yankees or my beloved  San Francisco Giants and have laid a ton of goose eggs throughout their history and it is fitting  that this goose story and rally would awaken a sleeping tiger.