Dave Berkosn
Tiger Woods didn't make the cut at this past US Open and the fall from grace continues as his play was so miserable at the Shinecock Hills golf course. All the professional golfers complained abut how difficult this course was as these elite golfers now feel pressure to perform better and if these mega millionaires had their way they would be playing and performing miniature golf instead of setting themselves up to see their immorality in sport.
Mr Woods double bogeyed, triples shanked, and put like a prick and was seen several times peeing in the trees in frustrating and not being the center of attention as he was for these major tournaments in the past. it is too sad too bad for the ESPN and sports complexes that a Tiger Woods doesn't play like he did back int he late nineties and one must wonder if Mr Woods was juiced up and drugged up like a Wisconsin cattle during this time period where he dominated and hit the golf ball a mile away to the greens.
The only drugs that Eldridge Cleaver Woods gets now is likely Viagra as he was cruising the apply named Shinecock Hills looking for cheap groupies to blow and shine his cock. Tiger Woods is forty two years old and this old tiger cannot compete with the Young Lions of the game now who are powerful and hit the ball soaring in the air and landing next to the fucking hole and sooner or later El Tiger will have to look to permanently play in the seniors tournament.
No comments:
Post a Comment