Dr Tsu Tsaur Chi is angry at tariffs against China and is thinking about challenging president Trump in 2020

Martin Manziel
Dream Money
   The great tongue and body bather Tsu Tsaur Chi is angry at president Trump for recent tariffs against China and while in America he sought out ways of how president Trump can be removed form office and attempts to end global trade and ease of access of traders like himself from crossing borders and giving tongue examinations is a worthwhile cause for Mr Chi to fight for. Tsu Chi is on an american tour giving American women good yoga practice and tongue baths for a fee and he is not about to let president Trump and any protectionism by the forty fifth president to interfere i his dream money gig.

 Dr Tsu is not an American citizen but travels often to give his fingernail and tongue analysis to women and his ability to cross borders and sell snake oil for improving fingernails and examining the mouths of hot-looking women is no under attack by the Trump administration. Trump doesn't have a clue who this China man is but he better take this man seriously as a presidential contender as he is well known in the green and wellness community and alternative media as a world leading expert in tongue and fingernail research and has had this dream money gig 

Tsu Tsaur is so furious he is thinking about getting cheap Chinese financing and maybe somehow managing a political campaign for himself for the presidency in 2020 under the democratic Party. Mr Chi would seek to get financing from the 40,000 plus Chinese restaurants in America and if elected he would be the first Chinese president of america and the second foreign-born bastard to be elected after Barack Obama in 2008.