Jabari Parker replaces Derrick Rose as an expensive time piece for the Chicago Bulls training staff

Dave Berkson
   The Chicago Bulls gave Chicago native Jibari Parker and insane amount of money for two years as the often injured former top NBA draft pick has hardly played ball and contributed less to the NBA than Lonzo Ball. Jibari Parker will never contribute much in the NBA as he has developed a habit of injuring his calf and in a sport like the NBA one needs a calf and ankle to be injury free to manuever and jump and so forth. The Chicago Bulls training staff will be busy with this guy and the contract this man still is able to dfac eraw despite his tumultuous basketball career wearing bandages more than his jersey is all that is qwrong with organized sport sin this country.

In no other profession can someone be paid so much to enjoy and be guaranteed a massive paycheck despite so little work contribution. Jabari Parker is t  reincarnation and double of Derrick Rose and once again the Chicago Bulls think of geography and locality in deciding to bring a player to Chicago and as a Bucks fan many others can attest this guy is about as valuable of a player as a Liangelo Ball would be right now. Jibari will keep the trainers busy on the Chicago bench and this dude should not be guaranteed two million dollars yet alone twenty as he is incapable of playing more than twenty games a season and has proven this fact. only a fuck face general manager like Chicago's Guy Formon would give this Jibari a two year forty million dollar contract and this system is fully subsidized by

corporate business community throwing money into thei league that draws so so ratings and no larger than 20,000 fans in some arenas.  Jibari Parker will not earn 500,000 in pay for play on the court of the Chicago Bulls and will likely cost the Bulls half of his annual contract jus tin medicla bills for the duration of this bogus salary he jsut signed.