Creepy Clowns seen all over Arkadelphia , Arkansas and Vincent Alexander is a creepy husband hiring a clown to photobomb wedding pictures

Andy Cruz
   hey gang just want to let you know creepy clowns are back with a vengeance  and in the mainstream news media these days Creepy clowns have spotted in pairs in the backwaters and South woods of Arkadelphia, Arkansas and authorities are telling residents to stay indoors and keep kids and pets locked up as they investigate the amount of odd ball sightings scaring young kids and old grandmothers. Somebody caught a picture of two creepy clowns off of the woods and posted it to the local Arkadelphia Times newspaper that put it out on page one and since this there have been ten sightings since July.
 The combination of this creepy scary picture of a full dressed circus clown and one with a wife beater dago T shirt sent shudders and shockwaves throughout the American South as many of these clown sightings are in densely wooded back country of America and some have theorized that these clowns are not even of human origin as a number of bigfoot and UFO sightings have taken place throughout what is practically the center and capital of fly by country. It should be no surprise that these clown sightings continue to take part far away form the coastal elites as most of the area residents stuck in these regions have no job prospect and find difficulty entertaining ones self with a landscape filled with pay day loan stores,gas stations, liquor stores, Family dollar shops, and auto parts stores. 
   Meanwhile some jackass named Vincent Alexander decided to scare his wife and photo bomb one of their wedding pictures through hiring a creepy clown to pop up 
through a window or door in the background. Why any woman would spend a day with a dude who does this on his wedding photos is a question that psychologists and psychiatrists would debate and this Manda Alexander should be running for the hills to get away form this creepy husband who is amused by the idea of a creepy nasty clown stalking his wife and pictures of their most glorious day.

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