Hillbilly squatter Jude Pischke should of followed the example of air guitar legend and champion Matt Burns

Earl "Bam Bam" Cunningham
Jude Pischke is a hillbilly fat bum right out of Dukes of Hazzard. Eyewtiness news 5 confronted the silly jackass one day back in 2017 asking him why he was living in a house that didn't belong to him as Mr Piscke and his brood squatted and lived in this Mcmansion Log cabin sitting on huge property near Nashville,Tennessee.

Jude Piscke talked trash and swore like a redneck trucker and he became so belligerent he went to his pick up truck and grabbed an ax. It is a good thing the reporting team and camera crew left because in doubt this nut would of taken the ax and gone banggggggg. Jude Piscke eventually was kicked out of the house after three years of squatting and complaints form neighbors at the amount of cars, garbage,trucks,trash,vehicles, debris, ORT machines,detritus,motorcycles,scrap and rubble sitting in this hillbillies illegal house. Police charged Jude with assault and he would lose this house after some time and basically the government should of arrested this man for squatting as well and charged him rent for his time living in this space. Jude's basic problem was that he was a vulgar unintelligent hill man and basically he should of studied crazed bartender and air guitar champion stud Matt Burns.

   Matt Burns is a amazing bartender and young man just featured in a recent Sports Illustrated as Matt has helped organize and competed winning several air guitar championship tournaments in America. Matt Burns mixes and incredible cocktail and in his spare time the young elite travels the world and it was in Finland that this clown first discovered the hobby of air guitar and how this phony growing industry can be used by fellow rich brats to make some mo  jingle aside form their trust funds. Matt Burns always wished to be a famous guitar player and legend like Eddie Van Halen and some others but discovered just pretending and fiddling is more practical and less time consuming.  One can imagine the body oder of this silly jackass on a summer 91 degree day in Hotlanta. The people in these air guitar tournaments mastering this incredible and difficult skill are much like professional video gamer and discovered ways to get pout of working in life. Jude should of just picked up the habit of neurotic Matt Burns and picked up an air ax to charge the annoying investigative team at Eyewitness 5. It is as simple as that and perhaps all people should pick up air habits and I am still waiting for air boxing or air UFC to replace the real violent forces and nature of these brutality sports.

 Jude Piscke is a hillbilly from hell and the news team at channel 5 were lucky to get out of that interview with their necks as this man is clearly insane in the membrane and off his rocker. Where this jerk is living now is not known but perhaps the best place for this bum is a state penitentiary