Jose Igleasis and Andrew McCutchen consider leaving terrible teams and playing cricket to please the globalist Andy Zaltzman-type fans

Leo Yost
This has been another terrible season for the Detroit Tigers and San Francisco Giants and two of their star players are wondering why they remain and stay with such shitty organizations and play such silly sports Andrew McCutchen and Jose Igleasis  would rather prefer playing something else if they could make the money and they recently both were talking and thinking maybe Bugle podcaster's Andy Zaltzman's favorite sport cricket is a viable alternative and game. Andy gets a rare boner not thinking
of 25 year old trim chicks and bushes but whether his beloved London Thiunders are winning agianst ahhh the Dehli Dynamite in Golobal cricket action. 
Cricket is extremely popular in the countries of the former British empire and the Bugle's Andy Zaltzman and other Englishmen and Indian giants of industry proclaim the game superior than Americas pastime. Andrew Mcutchen had had it with his one year with the Giants and likewise the Detroit Tigers slick-fielding Latin shortstop has played enough years in the shit hole city of Detroit and in fly by country. The three stooge Larry Fine looking Andy Zaltsman loves watching the four day marathons that are cricket games and writes down stats and rolling numbers of the bowlers with a notepad and he would love to see more athletic and diverse athletes coming to his beloved sport named after an insect.
 Right now in India major global corporations are trying to set up a sports expenditure complex system seen in America and the timing is right for some Latinos and tan Yankees to make the move and help promote both sports with their cross sectional advertising. There is no doubt that McCutchen and Igleasis can hit the ball and gather wickets given they use a smaller and lighter bat. Igleasis would roll and pick up a wicket like no one else can in this scrummy sport 

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