Marty and Clyde visit Milwaukee and bash Dunkin Donuts at Bella Cafe

Jason Percy
   Famed gay coffee reviewers Marty and Clyde hate my beloved Dunkin Donuts and often trash executive Nigel Travis and the incredible growth city villages throughout America have allowed this company to expand and land grab their communities to coffee monopoly. Marty and Clyde visited a city where Dunkins global tentacles couldn't reach as easily as say New England,Florida, or the Shitcago regional area.
Marty and Clyde stopped at Bella Cafe in downtown Milwaukee and marveled at the incredible taste and fine coffee product available at this corner trendy old building. No Dunkin Donuts would ever be allowed in Milwaukee's historical third district because unlike most of America the people in these old urban spots like the unique look of their neighborhood having character unlike the rest of America willing to take the McMansion gasoline alleys cookie cutter strip mall nonsense. Nigel Travis and corrupt suburban villages in America destroyed the look and integrity of their formerly neat rural looking areas for cookie cutter clutter especially in the Chicago suburban area where there is a Dunkin Donuts or Star bucks  practically on every corner now being joined by these slot gambling scam business.
Bella Cafe has actual steps one has to walk and thus few elderly or senior citizens are sen in Bella or this Milwaukee neighborhood as all Dunkin Donuts needs to be built by scratch in order th please the local construction companies and developers and allow easy walk access to the geriatric fucks in suburbia and areas my beloved stale donuts brand.
Marty commented how great the soup was in this cafe in addition to the coffee and both said the food at Dunkin is processed mesh and could never come close to a mom and pop shop.

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