Luke Frey
We are pleased to announce officially that another cracked staff writer has been added to this blog as Randolph Perkins IV has announced the signing of Russ Russo at fifteen dollars an hour. Russ Russo is about an average writer and deserving of the bare minimum wage of any writer or work in this country and we look forward to his animal stories and other writings on this blog very son as he is the 79th writer of this award-winning blog of the artificial intellects. We are honored and pleased ghat this guy was added to our writing staff and his lo salary as it makes the higher paid recent hires really pleased to see new hires way below them on the salary totem pole. 
Russ Russo is a geek and a half living in his underwear hidden form society in his mother basement and with hsi pet cat Sushi that he talks to more than people.Russo is a former computer technician and worked in one of these many strip mall stores stealing peoples information and credit before he was busted and sent in a federal can. We are proud to have an addition of a Russ Russo to our team and look forward to his stories and blogging on this blog.
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