Carlson Tucker signed to work the Left Shark Right bull blog for two million dollars a year

Casey Kelso
   This amazing blog has hired another rover-qualified individual to be another on-line writer here in this ever growing staff and Lord  editorship in Chief Randolph Perkins promised another hire within the year. Carson Tucker will be a great addition to our team and w l look forward to all the contributions he has to offer in ht coming weeks as we come closer to Thanksgiving and he surely will be a Eagle than one of our turkey writers trolls that seem to be a large part of our over-paid writing conglomerate. After a short interview and discussion of wages the parties agreed on a two million dollar a year salary and getting this amazing on-line personality at that bargain price was a fucking steal.
 Carlson loves tea and biscuits and Lord  often writes on bitcoin,finance,snake oil, bamboozling, swindelings, big banks, Wall Street, fraud,scam, International investors, etc etc and he is sure to take on the finance industry much like Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders , two people Carlson Tucker loves and works feverishly to promote their policies and as potential presidential candidates along with their Jewish and Native American heritage. Carlson Tucker is eager to get started and thinking of ways to troll the press and the financial elites running the global system and deciding that exploitation of wages and currency will benefit themselves and allow more free travel and consulting for easy profit in the gig economies they set up and wish to use to destroy the power of the middle and working classes.

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