Jamie Logan
Geriatric bastards Warren Buffet and his sidekick mummy looking Charlie Munger run Berkshire Hathaway and have tons and tons of money to waste as they please. They seem to have unlimited budget spending opportunities for Cooke a cola and Geico Insurance as these two see fit and deem appropriate Many people are sick and tired of seeing the Geico Gecko as the official mascot of this cruddy expensive insurance company that basically is a marketing company in disguise as an insurance company as few people carry this comp nays policy and would be crazy to do so.
Geico Many people send networks tons of email and regular mail often wondering why this company has so many dam commercials playing has long lied about people beg on during their favorite programming and overall as a brand Geico has to be one of the most hated with their cartoon gecko that has long annoyed people and been played out for decades and decades of the same processed bad commercials that few people even pay attention.
The amount of money these large corporations waste on themselves and other subsidiaries and advertising costs is a another whole topic that should be discussed later but we are hearing able to save 15% off the costs of their insurance and most people actually get a quote that is 35% more than what they are currently paying for insurance more and more news that Berkshire Hathaway will replace the gecko really soon and like Nike will pick Colin Kapernick as their spokesmen. This would be a perfect pick as these two old men have long used Geico to subsidize and spend on professional football as they loved through the years watching grown men bash their heads while sipping some coca cola between the games and making sure all of their paid advertising was delivered during the game.
Munger had the idea and delivered it to Warren after seeing all of the publicity that Nike received for picking the disturbed and embittered former NFL scrub quarterback who got black-balled for hating of country and flag. Look for this new announcement and Kapernick being chosen as the next Geico mascot and many commercials to be played with him and one already has been filmed with him walking around a stadium with two signs over his body promoting this cruddy insurance see someone stuck with advertising a store closing and deals.
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