Dan Bernstein and Jason Goff go off on Lavar Ball's plan to charge media companies 3500 dollars for porn videos of Lamelo Ball

Guy Baldwin
   The entire sports broadcasting industry is obsessed with Lavar Ball and his three sons and their quest to become the first family  of the National Basketball League. Even the Jordans were never to get three sons in the NBA but Lavar Ball has this dream and his successful marketing promotion of the talents of his boys in basketball has taken a new economic angle and this has infuriated WSCR racial identity political sports commentators Dan Bernstien and the thug Jason Goff. They cannot understand how the media squanders so much time and attention to Lavar Ball and how it came about but the clicks and interests on-lien I believe do nit lie and there is something appealing of Lavar ball and his sons that are somewhat good but not really in the sport of Monkeyball as our Wally Jackson writer would say.
Both Goff and Bernstein called Lavar ball a clown and a joker and his greed and example demanding media comopnaies give him three grand and more for airing videos of Lamelo,  Liangel, and Lobaldo. Goff and Bernstien couldn't believe it and wondered f coaches and athletic departments would follow and demand upfront money form ESPN to cover their athletes in news broadcasts.
 Bernstien and Goff wondered why Lavar didn't round it out to 5000 for the right to air LaMelo's extreme dribbling and groundbreaking breakaways and slam dunks he does in the amateur  level and now back in school. Bernstein and Goff are angered by the fact they couldn't produce a brood and make these demands and charges for the media to cover his boys and their progress to the National Basketball Association. Lavar owns his underage kid much like he owns the company that makes Baller shoes and until they turn eighteen he can make this charge to the media for the right to cover perhaps the most talented of the Ball boys and total hunk and queer bait that is Lemeloe. 

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