Sebastian Salvador
Coffee critics and complete disdain of Dunkin donuts and their brand are what describes the famed duo of Marty and Clyde in this region. The two homosexuals and coffee lovers love to try unique independent coffee houses and business that serve superior drinks than the rusty crap that comes in a cup in the areas some 500 Dunkin donuts of which 490 are owned by Pakistanis. Marty and Clyde went to Newport Coffee House up near Banockburn, Illinois and enjoyed their time and drinks commenting how much better off these business are and how they are primarily ion upper-income neighborhoods such as this town in the North suburbns of Chicago.
Marty and Clyde noticed a few Dunkin Donuts but most of them were small and empty unlike this coffee house that was packed and they had to wait for a seat.
This coffee house like many has live music on the weekends and the only love performance one will ever see in a Dunkin Donuts will be the lone clerk mopping the floors bored out of his ass as the store sits empty usually after 2 pm. The Indo-Pako business owner really doesn't need to attach themselves to the business plan of DD and should just go in the don't business as an independent.
Marty and Clyde went to the Dunkin Donuts and wonder what local village this organization corrupted to allow them to take over such a large space on route 38 that obviously use to be a family or chain restaurant but now serves as a donuts shipping depot for diesel trucks and dumps bad coffee into this store that even in the morning doesn't seem to do ample business to justify such a large space.
Marty and Clyde went to this Dunkin Donuts ,one of some six hundred in the Chicagoland area, and they had some of the shittiest brown coffee much worse than the shit Yamaha on Barney Miler could dish up and both Marty and Clyde wondered why such a shitty business and brand like Dunkin could proliferate throughout parts of this country.
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