Barrington, Illinois is an elitist town in the North West suburbs of Chicago and its quaint downtown has a Starbucks and a coffee house called Cook Coffee House. The pace for some reason offends and worries acclaimed executive Nigel Travis of Dunkin Brand even though the Dunkin brand makes the worse donuts and the best watered-down coffee money can buy. Nigel Travis is angered that Barrington will not let his coffee organization into this ritzy town.
Nigel Travis was so worried and green with jealously when he saw both the Starbucks and this Cook Street coffee house in Barrington and he is worried more and more towns will help support and be vocal for the importance of local coffee chains instead of the scam of Dunkin Donuts franchisee lease taking a cut from people wanting to open up a donuts or coffee business but not allowed by many corrupt suburbans and villages throughout America that give preference to chains. Big homes areas and villages of exclusivity can avoid having cookie cutter shit business in their streets and can pretty much deny Mr Travis form setting upo shop of Dunkin stores that are always empty at night.
Nigel Travis works tenaciously to expand cruddy Dunkin Donuts that often tastes like shit and is filled with people of no taste such as myself so much on the run in are over-sized vehicles we don't even take time out to eat and slow down. Make no mistake business like Cook Street coffee scare the shit out of Mr Travis as he knows they are Superior and places people prefer to hang out and think as cool over the dullness and depressing interiors of sameness and lameness that are the Dunkin store brands and outlets.
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