Stephan Pastis Rat of Pearls Before Swine embarrassed by fat rat stuck in Manhole in Germany

    Arnold Buckley
   A big nasty fat rat got stuck in a manhole cover and its desperate pleas and pictures went viral throughout the on-line world and was  a major source of agony for rats and mice all over. Pig undoubtedly has made fun of this rat to rat and there is no doubt that comic author Stephan Pastis is already drawing up graphs and rough copies of this situation and animal story that occurred last week some time. Rat was not happy at this news and considers this rat in Germany a major embarrassment to the rat community.

Authorities in Germany were finally able to pry this poor German rat loose with some elbow grease and brute strength and if this rat had been stuck in a manhole cover in China clearly it would of been digested by now and been part of the local cuisine the same day it was discovered stuck and in trouble.

 Stephan Pastis will have a great story line one can expect and better be preparing the lines for this comic ploy the fat rat that can't even fit through holes that should be commonly passable for critters its size and apparently the German rats are eating better than the German cockroaches and food waste and disposal seem to be a major problem in Germany with all the bratwurst and potato plate dishes and heavy beer drinking to go along with it. Mr Pastis is the best comic artist with the best list of comic stars and naturally a story like this should be included in his strip real soon as his realistic drawing of the internet picture of this sewer-stuck rat would be something his millions of fans of Pearls Before Swine should come to expect in his art.