Mark Zuckerberg fails to buy out Panic as a huge Playdate gaming crank mobile device due out next year

Zachary Zuckerberg
   My brother Mark Zuckerberg doesn't like to be denied and when a company called Panic put forth out there a handheld crank mobile platform game device he decided he wanted this item Mark made several calls and had his people make immediate calls to purchase Playbook and to no avail was he able to purchase this product and have the company sell out to Facebook. The hand held crank game boy will came out next year and will update new games for people
very week to download and add for free and Mark Zuckerberg and executives at Facebook are besides themselves not being able to have this as part of their arsenal. Mark Zuckerberg was both shocked and appalled when he was told he couldn't have this Panic company and now he is in a panic shit about the coming release of this game system and he cannot believe they had the gall to turn his silly ass down as he needs to show on the investor sheets that he is growing ownership and assets of thingies as Beavis or Butt head would say.
 Panic will be selling its wares off the belt like hotcakes and my brother Mark is so upset these days he cannot get his greedy little paws on it like  other companies he just scooped up and prevented form being a major competitor in the tech sector. Zuckerberg and this monopolistic agenda is being more and more analyzed and critiqued by government and the days of  him form being able to stop the growth and Independence of other tech companies will come to an end and this is what bothers him the most. 



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