Woody Underwood
Tiger Woods flopped so miserable seemed annoyed at having to answer reporter questioning what happened after last months amazing comeback kid return and another green jacket and major title victory. Things were back to normal this week as younger and stronger golfers outperformed Mr Woods and whether last months Masters victory by this aching ageing back golfer was legitimate is still being debated. We figured that eventually Tiger Woods would win a major as the golf industry and networks demanded his return to prominence and more people are thinking that last months victory in Augusta was rigged and fixed. Brooks Koepka kicked ass all weekend and clearly dominated the PGA and this tour and the question begs is why didn't he do this last month and where was he? The question people who mock these conspiracy thinking is why wouldn't it be as golf is long concerned of its eventual decline and the post Tiger era and everything must be done to preserve the image and future of the game even it this means destroying the integrity of the game.
If anyone thinks last months Masters was a legitimate outcome then sharks eat grits and people thinking Mr Woods victory was not demanded and given are just not thinking properly. In no way can anyone come and win a major after eleven years without an injury and Tigers four or five Frankenstein surgeries would of sent anyone into retirement. Golf wanted the story of a Tiger Superman prevailing and returning and without a doubt waited for this guy to shoot a good game and made sure other golfers wouldn't spoil and prevent this "comeback story"/. Tiger was sassy pussy when asked about his miserable performance and missing the cut and not having as many easy cunts as before and he answered a softball press question by reminding the reporter he has a green jacket from last month. He indeed may have one but if golf and the media were truthful they would admit that Mr
Woods didn't earn it but was given it as a gift for all the money he brought to the sport through the years with one more glorious victory. Brooks Koepka also was told not to participate and make way for this Tiger hunt event as it would be good for him and the game. The same was done for Jack Nicklaus and Arnold Palmer and Tiger received a gift and another major after all these years struggling to win another major. Brooks Koepka kicked Tiger's tale and did many rebel Yells in excitement and glory and unfortunately he didn't do it last month and prevent this travesty of another green jacket warded towards Nike and Mr wood sin support for diversity.
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