Cody Maloney
Bam bam is the sound many residents of the rural backwards town of Silver creek, Nebraska would hear at night behind a dollar store in a wooded area form night to night this early part of the summer of 2019. Some thought it was Coyote mating season but the sound resembled someone banging two old metal trash cans as a drum set and some people decided to take a flashlight and walk the wooded area and sides streets where this noise was occurring often late at night. Unfortunately they made the mistake of going out into the dark without armed weaponry or firearms and after dipping down into a wooded area the noise ceded . The three unarmed individuals exploring this mystery then saw something that made their skin crawl as they headed back to their side street in rural backwards Central Nebraska Middle America. What they saw down the street was perhaps one of the scariest fucking clowns seen since 2016 with a Bozo-type head and sinister smile that seemed to glow and smile could be seen all the way to Omaha. The trio immediately ran away as soon as possible and reported the clown sighting to local officials who immediately sent a swat team and six blood hounds to retrace the steps of the investigators and searched the entire woods ahhh behind the Dollar General or Family Dollar. This clown has scarfed the living shit out of residents in this hillbilly farmland stan and people are locking their doors art night and bringing in their dogs and house cats and the Nebraska Governor Carl Perkins are calling in the National Guard to look and apprehend this clown.
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