Jake Glass
Animal Stories
Massachusetts is both an elitist debt-ridden Blue Boston state along with rural rednecks outside the city that can't even manage a barn. A Right Bull was loose and on the path on a rural freeway after escaping and making a run and state troopers had a hard time corralling this baby beast bull. The baby Bull ran as he knew what his future prospects were on peoples dinner tables and the unwillingness of these backwards Massachusetts farmers to spend to protect and coral their animals is the cause of
this near disaster. Several state troopers nearly had their skulls and toes crushed by the Bull named Jumpy and Jumpy;s owner was not surprised that if one of its bulls escaped it would be the jitterbug Jumpy. The aggressive bull came forward to many troopers and the police should be praised for their cautious approach and preserving this baby bull and not shooting him then allowing him to grow and be ground beef in a freezer. The local media went nuts on this story acting like a Lion was loose and warned early morning commuters to watch out and Kate Perry is thinking of doing a Super Bowl dance based on this we hear in another tribute to our blog. Google commissioned Kate Perry to do a Left Shark skit at the Super Bowl so my blog didn't appear first as I use to type Left Shark on google to get my blog first and since she did the Super Bowl and took over Google search algorithms I have been demonetized seeing a drop of thousands in views because they didn't want people to read about tech monopolies and inequality caused by globalist internet silicon valley fraudsters of the economy. The baby Right Bull was finally returned to its owner after scratching several cars and will become burgers in about six months.
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