Gay Gorilla China Chimp makes a move to escape confinement and is shot to death

   Noel Parker
   A Chinese Chimp Gay monkey had enough and made a break for it in a rural backwards China zoo called Hefei Wildlife Zoo in the city and province of Anhui. The gay Gorilla made a break and for three years there was a puzzle as authorities decided what to do of this unarmed but still dangerous beast creature that is about twenty times stronger than the average Chinaman and eventually a swat team of trained soldiers stalked and tracked the Gorilla Chimpanzee thing onto a roof of a hut and shot it dead.

The Chimp ran throughout the zoo and it inspired some investors including our own Eddie Bailey to think up of some new and interesting game development application that is sure to be a hit by 2022 called Chimp run. The dead Gorilla was gay and named YangYang as the zoo purchased form Softbank in Japan some years ago and was hoping to get some breeding thing going and using Chimps as Guinea pigs and for and Artificial Intelligence experimentation. This story is straight out of Compton ,China, and planet  of the Apes and one can only hope Yang Yang was quicker and could of enjoyed his brief freedom before being fully and quickly liquidated and snuffed out for his break from confinement that international zoos insist of torturing wildlife and taking these animals out of their elements separating them form their families .