Neil De Grasse Tyson rips Dwayne Johnson a new asshole as the Rock protests telescope and considers running for president in 2020..

     George Jenner
    The Rock Dwayne Johnson is much more of a popular entertainer than Neil De Grasse Tyson and his impossible fake space talk is and recent news came out that Dwayne Johnson was returning to Hawaii to his native eland and fight the installation of a 130 million dollar telescope being put on a sacred mountain. Rock reached Mauna Kea and lead a protest against the construction of this huge telescope and immediately the space force of international demand went up in their radical ways and Neil De Grasse Tyson lead the way bashing the effort to prevent science as he said and that the

natives were "ungrateful' for all that could be done having a nice stinky big telescope on their sacred lands looking into the night sky on search of other sacred lands out space and civilizations much not unlike the native Hawaiians that seemingly exist everywhere in the universe if one were to believe Mr Grass and Bill Dye. Neil De Grassman  said that the Rock should mine his own business and that the progress of science can't be interrupted by claims of who owns what island or mountain and so forth. Tyson and his aide kick Chuck Nice also giggled at the rumor once again that Dwayne Johnson is seriously considering running for president in 2020 and challenging Donald Trump and the baige skinned Mr Grass may be green in jealousy that Rock would get way more votes than him in any type of vote.

 Tyson insists there are aliens out there looking for us as much as we should be looking for them and having silly indigenous protests should not be allowed to alter these important searches . Tyson says the box offices of major motion pictures that he voices over in some Disney forms is proof that humanity wants telescopes and searches for these aliens that he saw drawn up on CIG when he was earning some bucks reading lines for a movie. Mr Tyson challenged the Rock to use his brain and not his brawn and make the right decision that the natives in Hawaii are basically still stuck in a barbaric age and this telescope will help these tribesman form see what more else is out in the world and universe as Neil and his side kick Chuck Nice wondered how many rural native Hawaiians actually know who Dwayne Johnson is.