Creepy Clown popping out of the woods and freaking out people in Winooski, Vermont

Dwight Dwyer
   A massive search is taking in Winooski, Vermont and home of far-left sick socialist Bernie Sanders commonly suggested by many that ihe is a Venezuelan and Cuban funded clown who just has his make up come off with father time.. In and around the university of Vermont there have been several sighting o f these creepy sick clowns and once again as we near Halloween the clown scare becomes more and more evident with thousands of calls to the police of creepy clowns in and about the woods of rural and urban America. Many of Bernie Vermont's young followers are often disgruntled socialist with no prospect or future except clowndom and trolling for the far left ANTIFA  terrorists and activists funded by overseas donations.

The creepy clown craze is just starting and surely for the next few weeks as we near the great holiday of Halloween there will hundreds if nit thousands of creepy clown sighting and copycats. The creepy clown scares the shit out of me and many others and the fact they like to hang around the North Woods with the Coyotes, Wolves, and Badgers  in Bernie Vermont's home area should scare the shit out of many people given the clowns ability to domesticate and train these little monster beasts of the wilds. The sightings have gotten so bad that even Bernie colonel Sanders has taken time out form his busy schedule and decided to do or look into these matter sin Vermont.

Some say Bernie Sanders himself is a clown often dressing up as Wrinkles the clown in between campaign spots. Some have suggested Vermont's high number of clown killings an sightings in creepyily named Winooski is somehow related to the university of Vermont near by and some college initiation fraternity rush but thus far this information has not been collaborated. HBO or  some cable monopolist channel indeed has a clown terror special coming up and this boasting by the networks also may be leading to more calls and clown pop up appearances as clowns have now surpassed Sasquatch as most seen about beasts of unknown origins. There is no douint Vermont's own Bernie Ver  Bernie Sanders will take some time out and view this program.   We have sometime suggested clowns are aliens in disguise as their technology might be able to get them to Earth but not to transform themselves. their looks into an Earthling average three hundred pound primate human cattle.