Potty mouth Howard Stern should look up golddigger in dictionary and his sick quest for a thousand house cats

    Jason Percy
    Howard Stern couldn't believe it. He was attending a party and this blonde woman named Beth was eyeing him as if he were Brad Pitt shortly after he signed a huge 40 billion dollars a year contract to talk and talk stupid on satellite radio after for years filtering New York City with his audio crap and filth. Howard went home with Beth and eventually proposed and he still recalls the story how he cannot believe a woman such as Beth Ostrasky (Sic) would actually fall for him and love him and perhaps Howard's egg brain doesn't know math like Andrew Yang and he fails to grasp how much

forty million dollars is. Perhaps Howard Stern doesn't dwell in the purchase and sale of Gold and Silver not being bullish on the market and so forth and surely one must wonder if Howard Stern has even heard of the term golddigger. If Howard Stern is still broadcasting to the masses in space I would hope one of his listeners would call him and read the definition because anytime

Howard coe son TV or has others write material in publication about his shock  of a woman that is beautiful wanting his skeleton face and hand in marriage ahhh he often leaves out the fact of how much insanely bogus income he makes on an annual basis. There is no doubt that if Dunkin Donuts made me as a spokesman and paid me forty million dollars I think I can manage getting a woman like Emma Stone or ahhh Jennifer Garner or even ahhh Rachel Maddow.

A Rejuayne "DeNuts' Moore who works at the Dunkin in Queens on 45 st would be able to bag and take home Jada Pinkett Smith or a Beyonce if he got in the ballpark figure of what a Howard Stern or ahhh Will Smith or Jazzy J Fresh make and are able to bring home. The original Dunkin prankster and spokesmen Mr Wildrom Pearson would of had a Farrah Fawcet or ahhh

 Raquel Welch. When you basically give a Cretan like Howard forty million dollars to face fart on the microphone finding a woman wanting to be around that money is easy to see love develop and marriage. The possibilities are  endless if you gave some of history's ugliest fuck faces an annual income of what Mr Stern commands anyone can find a golddigger for TLC and a LTR. On another subject Howard Stern often brags about how he has 900 pussy cats in his estate and he is going for a thousand as he loves cats and wishes to give all of them sanctuary and agian it is easy to house and feed a 900 cat collection (which is neurotic and eccentric) when in fact XM Serious radio hands you a blank free check of money given to them by the Fed. Howard Stern is not a cool cat anymore, is stupider than a brick, and is one sick puppy.