Animal Stories
Up in the North Woods of Katmai forest a Photographer captured a large Grizzly Center Brown Bear stalking and about to pounce on two fishermen as these two fishermen were up shits creek and if the photographer had not yelled after snapping this amazing photo these two dudes, or at least one of them, would be digesting right now in the tummy of this Center Bear named TYGK75567 and how camouflage the Bear was in this commodious confines of this Katmai National Park. Some websites and nature experts say the Bear was not hunting these two men but instead waiting for its turn to help fish out salmon out of ahhhh
shits creek. This of course is Bearshit. The Center Bear was going to make mince meat of these North men who wandered in its territory and was taking fish stick out of the river and prevent it from going into the bears belly. After all this park area is very commodious and there was plenty of other spaces for it to go . The media covering this story was bullshit and any talk of this Bear not about to hunt down and eat these to fishermen disturbing its environment and stealing resources from it is Bearshit. , Make no Mistake the news of this Bear not planning and these two men is fake as it was not waiting for its turn and showed that much like its polar opposite in Eskimostan it can be a stealthy deadly hunter when wanting to be. The Bear charged the cameraman before bluffing and returning to the North Woods
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