Jake Glass
Animal Stories
The crazy Cougars or Pumas are expanding all over the continental United States after for centuries being regulated to the remote Rockies or the swamps of Floridastan. However, as predicted long ago this cat-like mythical beast thingie is making its return in many new spots and it is a matter of time before this crazed-animal is out busting loose in all forty eight states and eating your Cocker Spaniels and five year old child. Some rural redneck place called Fowler Indiana spotted
two Mountain Lions recently with a surveillance camera seen filming one apparently eating pet food. The Cougars know raiding and pillaging rural hillbilly areas of pet food where there is usually only one Barney in patrol makes sense and it is much easier to ones cat body cat-dragging a 100 pound elk that eventually gets maggots and silk worms within hours. This cat of course could be an escapee form one of the sanctuaries popping up all over America where wealthy people can set up their own tax break and charity exploiting cat rescue and offer an easy option availability for the wealthy people to have large exotic pets at tax payer expense. Whether Cougars have made the move form big sky Montana country or gotten away form the increasing dangers and pressures of Anaconda filled Florida everglades and found a nice new home in Indiana and fly by country has yet to be determined but highly possible.
This is what I suspect given the lack of woodland and possibilities in farmland for the Cougar to establish long-term range and habitat as one of the main reasons I reckon the Puma disappeared as it did was the rise of the farm and protection of the barnyard animals.
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