Baxter Lomax
and Polly Cracker
The Nest in Milwaukee is a hillbilly dump bar about the closet thing I have ever seen to the famed Bar Nest of Hazard County, Georgia and not too long ago I finally added this dive bar in Milwaukee to my list of bar reviews and u tree Guys upcoming book about Milwaukee and Chicago's bar scene having traveled to each and every one. I have yet to found the perfect Boars Nest bar as brilliant portrayed in the classic seventies and eighties television program called the "Dukes Of Hazzard' where
there were fights left and right for everything from spilled popcorn to wetting someone standing next to ya in the John. Milwaukee's the Nest had a Alabama and Georgia fel and smell the night I went in with a toxic male environment.(Usually if you go into a bar and its all men there is a good chance of
it being a Boars Nest bar) The patrons were drunker than a skunk and playing that usual skuz bar dice game I disdain and refuse to allow when attending bar in Itasca's Itaca Inn behind Tree Guy
s pizzeria in beautiful downtown Itasca,Illinois. Many regulars have tried to get me fired form this bnar for refusal to allow dice gambling and more bars should take interest and follow this lead as bar gambling is illegal. This West Allie ,Milwaukee bar looks like a place one can gamble in the rigged dice games and The Buzzards nest even has a hawk nest up there and whether actual Buzzards or parakeets make their way to this bar and nest up here would both be cool and terrorizing. The amount fo scum I seen was resembling what one would encounter at the famed Dukes of Hazzard shit hole watering dump where cheap unnamed beer and boot shine was delivered to the local hicks and punks a ta premium and the poor slobs did nothing allowing the corruption of the local County Commissioner who owned like every fucking business including th eonly bar ion town that was like 5000 square feet of pure shit.
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