Archie Bannister
Matt Moneymakers dad was some big wig corporate bankruptcy lawyer who easily helped this fat clog go on television and produce programming feeding into the insane Bigfoot industrial television complex. For many many moons morons and idiots keep claiming in North America and I guess worldwide of the existence of this huge intelligent ape-like skunk type creature that mus have an IQ of 220 to avoid man and remain undetected in this heavy age of technology and surveillance. The Bill Moneymakers make money from bad Bigfoot programs and who knows...maybe in Mr Moneymakers world the Sasquatches have access to superior undetectable invisible tech that make sit hard to see and capture one of these son of a gunners.
The fact it Bill Moneymaker and other Big Foot Yeti searchers are charlatans and Mr Moneymakers fake news programming is just a easy way for this untalented man to make some money for the Moneymaker Klan. Watching Matt Moneymaker and his fellow hicks search for a being creature that doesn't exist on television is about as exciting as watchdog Chris Monymaker play poker and the problem with these cable monopolies is there is too much bad programming and no wonder people are cutting the cord more and more with the sit produced by these cable monopolies just used as an outlet for the dreams and desires of the sons and daughters of the upper elites convincing with $$$$ that projects looking for Bigfoot are quality and necessary programming to air.
The whole Bigfoot conventioneers and profiteering complex is both neurotic and eccentric and some weird obvious longtime fake news and lies that have now unfortunately has tarnished the credibility of news in general. What these hicks and punks in the South and North woods may be seeing are men in Gay Gorilla zoot suits or creepy clowns roaming them which is real and scary as fuck but the probabilities of a ape species of wild mammalian undiscovered vertebra walking about undiscovered in 2019 are about as real as an alien civilization of Lizards living underneath the ice of Pluto and Planet X. I would rather have or watch programming explaining this ritual and phenomenon by Matt and his hillbillies than talking about Sasquatch's feces.
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