Casey Kelso
Right-wing fanatic conspiracy host Alex Jones has died the other day according to our news reports from a massive influx of alcohol poisoning from a college fraternity party. Alex Jones is beloved by the conservative City of Austin and its large sprawling University of Texas campus and he was recently invited into the whorehouses at Chi Omega sorority that was having a party with a local
fraternity. Alex Jones got really wasted and drunk drinking with people half his age it supposedly he disappeared in the bedroom with many sorority girls at night high on coke low on crack infested d I'm bad sheep Budweiser from a keg. Alex Jones ban on alcohol problems his whole life but this party last
Friday night was too much and apparently he dropped dead from alcohol poisoning. Alex Jones heading pretty much disappeared for much of the past year no longer on YouTube and had been demonetized and tea plant formed and is no longer the major source immediate talk or info as he was 5 years ago. Alex Jones will be sorely missed by his friends and solely missed by his critics who both groups seem to love the report and talk and his Hey Day. Alex Jones was unable to cope with his prescription drug problem and heavy bad alcohol drinking binges and hopefully his family sues this fraternity so the families of Sandy Hook can be paid in full for their lawsuit against Mr Jones.
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