Animal Stories
Watery eyed Don was a shit I worked with who smoked so much crack and meth his eyes were perpetual dripping water of slime gook ad I believe he was a native to Australia or new Zealand that somehow managed to come to the states and never explained to as why he would immigrate from those countries to America . There are unfortunately many watery-eyed asses from tha region and the Pacific's resources and environment are being depleted and a video shows that even he far depths of Oceans are being affected as a boatload of rural outback backwards Australian fishermen took to the seven seas. One of the Richard Speck-like crew members captured a baby left shark and made a shark-bong out of it and smoked it to his hearts intent. The disturbing incident was shared through social viral media and the viral actions was quickly condemned with animal and fish rights activists rightfully threatening the lives of these boatload of assholes off the Australian shark and according to lull a Great White named Mako is headed out in their vicinity
This Aussie punk smoked the lungs out of this baby shark and roasted the poor fishes gills and the shark never received an opportunity to grow large and live a complete shark life gobbling up fish and seals all day and became a ridiculous bong for ugly hairless primates that somehow managed sailing the seas and mass hunting all other species to existence. Australia recent saw over a billion animals and marsupials die not because of the earth's climate change caused by humans but because of hillbillies and the 10 IQ Australian aborigines who don't known anything never hard of smokey the Bear and how to manage and prevent brush fires. Sharks are being hunted out of existence in Asian whether it is the gooky Vietnamese who love shark cartilage. or the Chinese with their shark fin soup, or the Japanese who love their shark sushi rolls, to the Australian rural backwater out backers and pot smokers who think they are cool coming up with a contraption to turn a baby shark into a bong.
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