Animal Stories
Ian O'Reilly is a dad and a half and is already the fornt runner for father of the year ffrom many news organizations and blogs as he singlehandely saved his son form a rabid pack of wild E Coyotes that tried to take his boy suring recent hike in the North Woods. The strong Irishman was walking with his son in Keninston,New Hampshire when a pack of Wild E Coyote types of which the Crazy Cougar does deadly battle all of the time tried to ick a fight and kidnapp this mans son. The animal rights activists and animists would object but Ian sprang into actions immediately pounced on one of thes emoni-beasts
and he broke the fuckign jaw of one f these Wild Coyote predatos using his tremendous strength and MMA trainig to full futility. Already Joe Rogan and Dana White are considering pushing for him to get into MMA and perhps start a new UFC MMA entity were man and animals fght one another to the death. Ian killed Coyote XCVB656 ad sent this Coyote to Coyote hell for daring to attack and kill a human being and again the ignorance of local villages in not trapping and allowing the Coyote to expand and grow claiming tat they ar epart of a suburban nature and landscape is utterly incomprehensible. 
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