United Arab Emrites rich Arabs train crows and parrots to pick litter and cigarette butts and threaten them to be Hawk bait

Polly Cracker
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   In the oil rich and Hijab wearing United Arab Emirates the parks have gotten so dangerous nd filthy due to migrants from India that the emirates has been forced to train parrots and old crows to patrol ark and pick up the litter and used condoms as public sex in the UAE between men and between men and camels has reached an epidemic level. The government and men with turbans and towels have trained Parrots in Abu Dhabi to seek out garbage and pick them up delivering it straight to the bin and where the paper and garbage belongs. Sometime though the birds working so hard pick up fruit and other edible objects for a quick snack or a full lunch and basically this idea should be used with
trained primates and monkey in places like San Francisco where they can be trained to pick up the fecal matter lining and littering the street. It would be preferable if some of these primates trained to pick up garbage and shit in Shitfrisco were the actual human beings making this city look like shit. In Abu Dhabi the officials and mini-sultans are on top f it and have trained these peckerwoods to pick up trash littering on the street form discarded Hijabs to used condoms and so forth which is not pleasant and proper work for my fellow birds.
 The perfect  scenario exists in this Arabian country  that if these birds are not doing their job perfectly or become inebriated unable to perform their duties they can just  send in the millennial falcons to end their park presence and inability to clean things up and clearly the threat of this is what entails these cocks to perform at such a high level and pick up the trash left over by the brown trash migrants form Bangladesh fucking  and shitting in public parks in UAE. 

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