Collin Abroadcast dead from slipping on a banana after vising an Afghanistan banana stand

Whitaker Marshall III
   Today we have the sad news of announcing that famed YouTube vacationers and world renown r=traveler Colin Abroadcast was killed while vacationing in Afghanistan. Abroadcast was at a market filming a sequence for his poplar travel channel when he stopped and had a famed fucked up Afghanistan banana known for its rich texture an prickly seeds as this banana is not your mother cloned  banana that threatens the very survival ad future of the supermarket banana form banana Republic. The Milwaukee resident Mr Abroadcast whose channel on YouTube is known for his stingy bartering in far away lands and stans  had managed to bargain down the cost of a single

banana to one American cent before devouring and eating these usually disgusting bananas seen at a Afghanistan banana stand that mainly has a local following and preference. Collin was visible shaken throughout his travels ans these weird dudes with colored beards followed him and propositioned him for gay sex and one was an actual policeman. . Mr Abordcast though wanted to see the famed hills,sands,landlocked earth of Afghanistan as well as the famed banana stands filled with crazy Khat leaf chewing fuckbrians who wanted to F his brains  and ars.

 Collin also couldn't believe all of the whack jobs seen in and around Kabul with red beards and he wondered what the fuck that was all about. Collin dripped his banana and spoke to some lengths with Amel  and Pumajididi and his banana stand wondering ho much money does he make in a day sitting outside in the 114 degree heat selling fucking bananas all day util the sun sets. Colin slipped on the banana  peel and fell o his head and later was rushed to the local Afghanistan hospital where e was pronounced  dead following  a burst of a vessel from hitting the hard Afghanistan dirt or he may have got an infection from either the hospital or banana. Anyway Collin Abrodcast is dead at the age of 32.