Harld Baldr nearly dies again after eating nasty crickets and cockroaches

    Chuck Cheesepuff" Goodwin
    Famed YouTube superstar food and world traveler extraordinaire Halr d Baldr was in Bangkok and he took some tie out form the whores to make his way to a food market that he was told sold all sorts of weird siht for Japanese and Chinese travelers to Thailand.  Harld has an unlimited trust fund from the Bank of Norway and he has been in Thailand fucking hot bitches for so long he has become fluent in Thai but much of the folks in this market spoke little or no Thai and mainly Jap and Chinese. Harld had difficulty finding where  scorpions and bugs were being sold and through his video he makes several food stops intrigued by the food custom of many of the locals
 Harld would eventually find the scorpions and bug stand and was pretty much disgusted by what he saw noting not many people in this crowded market had any intention to basically stop for a snack. Harld made the mistake of eating these creepy crawlers in front of others who laughed at the site of this sill jackass from Sweden coming to Thailand to eat a bunch of fucking ring worms  or something as Harld Baldr says this is the future of food
according to the globalists who will soon control the global food chain and force many more people to eat slime and nearly puke like Harld. Mr Baldr ran quickly to get some coconut juice as he said if it had been another minute he would of puked the shit back up that he stupidly devoured for the entertainment of his legion of fans.  Harld Baldr was sickened for several days having to cancel many soapy massages and other planned actives and one can only hope he learned he simple lesson that eating bugs is insane and a sick plot for the cortocrcy to cut costs and force people to eat other cheaper shit with their gook and spices that big animal agriculture.

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