Aaron Luther
Animal Stories
A year after having to hop a fence in Chicago nd avoiding a massive pit bull that its owner lost the leash lightening struck twice for the Chicago globalist financial trader. Nick Massuci had to leap a fence and avoid a Coyote on almost the same street he was seen hoping and avoiding a pit bull and Mr Massuci and others are wondering what this man has with animals wanting to bit and beat his ass. Nick Massuci thinks it is not ironic that he would almost be attacked twice by animals in the street and he is going to start taking Mayor Lightfoot's stay at home measures more seriously as he is working with animal wildlife authorities in Chicago to find this urban Coyote and ship him back to the North Woods where it belongs.
Nick Masucci is not street smart and he is a financial wiz kid working with data and numbers to bring his bosses and clients more deniro in the markets and the last thing he expects when going out for a fucking jog is to be attacked and have to leap a fence and tall buildings like ah Spiderman. He can wish he can produce webs to rope onto building to building like Spiderman. ahhh he wish he can jump and travel light waves and ride the air like Star Man. Nick Massiuci is a superhero animal avoider like no other a brother from another mother and a jogging jobber jackass and a half. Nick Massucci is seriously considering thinking about moving to the suburbs given the massive amounts of attacks and diversions he needs to take from animals whenever he traverses the cities streets for his daily exercise and jog.
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