We are pleased to announce that the first Horseshit YouTube video is coming up and we will have a panel discussion and the first two guests will be Covington High School student Nick Sanadmann and radical geriatric and toothless Native Indian activist Nathan Phillips an they will be discussing with our own Runs Like Cougar native America the subject of the change of the Washington Redskin name that this team has used since 937. Nathan Phillips and Mr Sandmann of course are two individuals who have not met since their fatal encounter on the mall of America in ahhh Minneapolis when the two had the stare down from hell and all the controversy of whether this was approved confrontation and who was responsible for this encounter and media over reaction and dishonest reporting of it later.
Nathan Phillips is a stud and a half and is voted by People Magazine as one of the fifty most beautiful people in the world and we are excited to behave him and teenage heartthrob and MAGA hatted Nick Sandmann to discuss a variety of topics on our first Horseshit vlogcast interview on YouTube and they will discuss politics among other issues in addition to some of their feelings on the recent decision by Daniel Snyder to change the name of the Washington Redkisn into another name. We have complied out own list to encounter the mainstream 
10 Washington Wild Feral Hogs
Wild Hogs are a problem in Texas and elsewhere in the South producing some of the largest pigs even seen on Earth and a Hog based or Hogzilla name would be awesome and hog heaven. Hogs is always a good replacement as the great teams form the seventies and eighties often were nicknamed the hogs.
9 Washington Globetrotters
Washington Generals and its connection as the loser team for the Harlem Globtrodders is sometimes discussed. We say in this city Globetrotters is more fitting as the city is made p of international linked lobbyists
8 Washington Colombusmen
Christoper Columbus was a great explorer and is still beloved by so many in southwester hemisphere and tis team name is a no brainer and would honer both this man and the cities foundation.
7 Washington Criminals
The American capital is not only a dangerous place with ghettos log plaguing the city but is made eup of white collar political criminals all serving the criminal class domestically and globally .
6 Washington Witchcrafters
The Harry Potter themed team name just sounds good and it is about time a pro sports organization tributes to wizardy and sorcery
5 Washington Scalpers
The Redskins can keep some lineage to Native Americans and the sport connotation of ticket hoarding and profiteering is also a cut sport spun and interesting choice for a replacement name.
4 Washington Red Coats
The city was once burned to the ground and a tribute for this empire that fought tenaciously against America in are early year surly would lease the mascot anti-America Colin Kapernik type football fans and be do fitting in this time and era.
3 Washington Green skins or Hairballs
Another optional similar name they can replace the logo and mascot to a UFO Green space alien or perhaps a Chewbacca Sasquatch type thingie mascot and name
2 Washington Bullets
the former NBA franchise team name is as fitting and great as ever and a poll conducted by Washington DC sport authority says 84% of the basketball fans wish for this name to return and that it should never have been taken away. Daniel Snyder should scoop up this team name pronto.
1 Tie
Washington Washingtonians / Washington Kaperniks
This was such a hard decision we decided to name a tie. One team name to honer that great honorable mulatto ho kneed is way into the leftist hall of Anti-American fame and the NFL would totally am mend their ways to Colin and his friends at Nike naming the team after him. The Washington Washington's would also be a catch name honoring the first president of the United States and father of this country.
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