Animal Stories
Mission Viejo Animal services Center is working with the department of Fish and Wildlife on the attacks on people by Wild E Coyotes as several people have complained of Coyotes brazenly coming out and nipping them in a friendly game of bite tag. The popular trails at Mission Viejo have closed as scientists and wildlife "experts" are wondering what is ticking the ticks off these Coyotes and why are they suddenly becoming more aggressive in this era of Covid. Coyotes for long practiced social distancing with people but it appears this tactic and long held practice out west is no longer being applied and authorities are warning their residents to keep an eye on their small pets.
Coyotes are tagged and numbered and in this country they number about a million lost skuzie souls on par wand with the same intelligence as your average leftist peaceful protester and in the mission Velello area of California these Coyotes are becoming ANTIFA-type little mini-beasts and a threat to all. Coyotes are on the run in California causing all sorts of mess as shelter in lace orders by California bastard governor Gavin Newsom has opened upon the streets and new breeding grounds for these dog-like creatures that like to hunt frog legs,jack rabbits,cats, squirrels,foxes, and other small creatures and often see an exposed sandal wearing broad as some sort of delicacy sometimes not noticing it is attacked to a humanoid. 
Coyotes are attracted to people's smell and the insistence of young women and women in general to show off their easy non-hard work lifestyle and wearing of sandals and flip flops obviously are flipping these wolf-like creature s off and this might explain a bit of the yelping and nipping seen in this area. Women are advised to not walk barefoot and the amount of dogshit, duckshit, and goose shit should be reason enough than the bad wolfs that are coming out of the woods as these barefooted women walk to their grandparents house. A nation wide law to stop women form walking with feet exposed needs to be initiated and a mask foot campaign to stop the spread of Coyote lust and Covid Virus needs to be initiated and women need to wash their feet, cut their, toe nails, use plenty of foot sanitizer, and cover your fucking feet if going out in the public. Coyotes and man should not have to see women's ugly feet exposed in shoes,sandals, and flip flops and contrary to their warped opinions women your feet are nto sexy nor pretty and deserve hefty chunks taken off from Coyotes.
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