Neil Knight
Herman Cain was a perennial presidential candidate and maybe on this web site he will still be as the sad news the other day of Herman Cain's death and the former pizza mogul turned presidential candidate comes to dead end. Herman Cain was no Herman Munster but instead a man who made fabulous pizza and a rags to pizza story as Herman Cain grew up a sharecroppers son and rose through the ranks of the competitive pizza industry and created one of the god dam best pizzas outside of Italy and in this country. The rise and fall of Herman Cains pizza empire is well
documented and i miss the swishy sauce of Godfather's Pizza slogan with the spice scented pizza sauce and soft cheese of this pizza that melted as you dabble it up to your mouth sargeee. Oh that was the best pizza on Earth in its heyday I believe around 977 or 997. I forget. I have not seen a Gofdfathers Pizza for some decade or two and I'm not sure of this pizza chain exists anymore serving up the soft doughty crisp pizza that made a generation redefine what the word Godfather could represent. Herman Cain dream of being president and giving people a UBI of 100 pizza dollars a
month to be spent on a pizza joint of their choice and it didn't necessarily have to be spent at Godfathers Pizza. Herman Cain was no papa John sand never said anything stupid and insensitive racially like Papa John Schnatter who lost his pizza comment for saying something that was irrelevant and non-pizza. Herman Pizza's downfall was his equal love for pussy as it is for pizza and he was accused of grabbing many woman's crotches ahhh much like a pizza maker would grab some flour and prepare a pizza into a big gooey mass that he can then flip up in the air and twirl and catch for a traditional pizza act. Herman Cain is dead at the age of 84.
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