Ramon Ramos
Animal stories
The Puma is expanding and increasing numbers of witness are seeing this wild animal all over the Midwest and especially Wisconsin. People were shocked and appalled to see a Cougar in this small Wisconsin town and news reporting of it scared the brown out of the shit of many local residents that are now locking doors and carrying Bear and cougar spray as they walk their dogs as this is the only reason people went out in the winter form their house even before this Covid crisis. The Muskego society reported that the Cougar was seen in a Santa hat and stands about 3 feet tall and has a Tan complexion and furry coat with smaller than normal paws for a Mountain Lion and basically being in Wisconsin this Cougar can and should be reclassified as a now Lion.
The Cougar has been named Santa Puma 546TYc and classified as a beta male able to get laid and lost and wandering the wilderness as this Cougar should be in Montana hunting Goat instead of socially distancing itself from members of other species as the whole state of Wisconsin may have about ten Snow Lion Cougar beta large cats. These animals are not Lions form Africa and cannot phantom why they bring such fear in communities aside form peoples selfish feat that they may lose a beloved pet to these pests and have to go out form another costly purchase of a dog and cat along with the require vaccines and shots for it.
The crazy Cougar is on the prowl looking for Elk to earth and coyotes to combat in MMA Style fighting and researchers are now joining in this government wasteful spending to collar and track these cat-mini-beasts and to follow then progress on a computer game like they are watching a game of pong and the screens to go ping following these animals movements in the North Wood and making a good living studying pumas.
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