Gamer Simon Shanks is dead from obsessively playing video games

   Jason Fool

   Simon  Shanks was a Xbox gamer who had received many corporate sponsorship as he did wonders with the joystick and could pay video games like no other. Mr Shanks died of unnatural causes for  a over night  gaming Marathon where he was high on red Bull and drugs and whether this played into a cause of death is up to the toxicologists to determine. This fool Mr Shanks buddies said Simon  says to drink and of  heavy drug use before each and every Xbox game and this is apparently what  this fool Simon Says did on his last day o earth as he clutched his controller so tight and played Cal of Duty  until his hearth ran out. It was discovered that Simon's body was filled with Morphine, Cocaine, Red Bill., and methodone and whether Simon was  meth head as well as not yet been determined.

Simon Shanks shanked himself to death and may of nutted himself as he was known to play video games and have porn  on  another screen and he often Twitched about it and how  the one thing he would rather be than lame professional gamers was to be a 12 inch porn stud but he came up ten inches short. Simon Shanks was sponsored  by Monster drinks but hardly drank the shit and why or how these companies  throw so much money to a fool like this and reward him financially is unbelievable but for  Simon Shanks  gamer his days are done and he will hang up the joystick and it may be buried with him. Simon Shanks from British Arabia is dead at the age of 37