Herbert Gilbert
Today we are pleased to announce the hiring of another staff writer here at the Left shark as famed internet personality and influence Lamont Robinson has been hired to this blog with a generous offering gtrue to make many blush with excitement and excrement. Lamont Robinson becomes the hundred and twenty second writer at this blog and he anticipates to being a key addition to the Left Shark team with key insights to his radical Marxist beliefs that may or may not be censored by our editors. Lamont has been warned to keep it simple and not too political as the far-left writer often is taken to task by his various past employers having been fired form some 30 publications and on-line news sources for his obvious racial a propagandist rantings and this man was also fired form the extremist web site called the Root whcih as....amazing. Lamont Robinson s one of the most amazing podcasts out there and he is often known for his snarly attitude and willingness to
interview and bring up the most unimportant mundane news and topics with a listening base on his own pirate based radio show in the hundreds. Lamont has been kicked off Twitch , Tik Tok, Twitter, and other social media sites for exposing himself as y some estimates the well hung personalty exceeds twelve inches and he is often asked to send pics to prove it often causing these banishment on-line. Lamont Robinson signed a five year deal that just breaks the hundred million dollar mark and joins the other well compensated writers here at this amazing web zine and many are excited at the prospect of a Lamont Robinson joining otr team as a regular contributor.
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