Chuck " Cheesepuff" Goodwin
A viral video of a pizza their has made it ranks and raised the possibility that your missing pizza pieces were not taken form your younger brother or grandfather but instead the chewbacca fur balls that some 90 million Americans insist on having as part of their household in the entitlement and mid fuck control of other species called pet ownership. We here at the Left Shark INC media spot decry pet ownership and have dedicated a non-for profit organization charity foundation to fighting the scourge of pet captivity . A pizza eating jackass was enjoying a free concert often held in elite suburbs and neighborhoods and had a pizza on the stone bench as the location of the free concert looked like some old Roman or Celtic ruins. A near by pet or perhaps feral dog if this video is done in Europe smelled meat sausage pizza and followed its nose to find the source of the pizza smell.
The dog has a following though social media and is being called "Pizza Dog" for his carnivorous ways and the theft of this pizza is making rounds all over the internet. The man with the pizza never even noticed the dog coming form behind and it was not probably when he looked at his pizza and went in for his next piece of pizza did he realize someone had raided his pizza. What brand of pizza and where the pizza came from is not made in the few videos of this pizza theft and I cannot even find out where this pizza hijacking even took place. whatever the pizza I digress and the real star of this video is like this pizza dog long neglected dlkke many pets and on the brink of starvation and this is why it quickly went after a breaded item that dogs usually shun. This sagacious 
dog is evident of the inner coyote wild coyote within every dog and if the pet trade is abolished one day by government as we advocate at the Anti-pet Association in no doubt will dogs be fine when they are all let loose and \can still give the local neighborhood dogs a handout maybe pet them once in a while albeit it with a fucking glove and these Coydogs will no doubt be open and be able to metabolize pizza and old pizza will no doubt be a major part of their diet when hopefully dogs are all released and the keeping of dogs becomes problematic and illegal.
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