Larry Frost
Mike Pillow is a huge pillow company owned by Trump ally and pillow executive Mike Lindell who is chief executive of My Pillow some of the greatest pillow ever made and a guarantee to put you to sleep and get your dog humping his nuts off and pillows and humanity have been attached just like man and dog. The pillow is like mans best friend and poet that is not a living organism and with this in mind I read recently that the growing sport of pillow fighting is expanding and
drawing investors and it was natural thatione oif these investors be Mike Pillow, Pillow fighting osm we are predicting in ten years will be bigger than UFC and MMA and unlike these two other repulsive Roman gladator blood violent sports no one really get cut and beaten bloody like
a bloody bastard as the British would say. Mike Lindell likes this aspect for a sports fighting league and he is reportedly investing 100 million dollars into this fight league that is about to sign a deal with ESPN deal that would bring much more money into this new fight type league that might be the most humane fight sport ever invented and we have Mike Lindell and his pillows to thank for this. Mike Lindell is a soft cuddly teddy bear of a man who is presidential material and the story of Mr Pillow and how he fought his demons and drug addiction to start and form the biggest pillow company in the world is well known. The PIllow Foight League (PFL) is growing and getting bigger and bigger as we speak and already millionaires and billionaires like Mike Pillow are investing in this new start up league and totally transforming the idea and imagery of what a fight league needs to be and it don't need to be one where people can get all bloody pass HIV or go and die in the hospital like the maniac Dana White's UFC.
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