Many wonder if both Cricket anmd Andy Zaltzman are gay

 Dave Berkson

    Cricket is the favorite sport of propagandist bad British unfunny  comedian Andy Zaltzman and he is pushing for more and more inclusion of lord majesties sport throughout the world. The host of the program called the Bugle often has comedians pushing a global left policy and promotion and he often gives a shit of support and love for Cricket. Cricket is a dumb sport whose advocates can;'t explain why the pitcher or bowler needs a running start and why they don't have an umpire calling balls and strikes instead of a batter standing in front of this little guard rail that would be difficult for the thrower to hit with a batsman right in front of it. This sport is so goofy and neurotic it makes some ponder whether the sport of cricket and those who follow it such as the Bugles Andy Zaltzman are indeed gay. 

 From watching how this sport is conducted and the eccentricity of these bowlers with their stupid running ad jumping throws many would consider this the gayest of all sports and this sport is sillier than camel racing or horseshit shoveling if such a absurd sport existed.

 The throwing of the little ball to the batsman is not the only thing that is stupid about Andy Zaltzman''s beloved silly sport although it is hard to top. here are like no basepaths and they are so short Usana Bolt probably can get a run with 2 seconds. The basepaths  are so short it is just not really necessary and cricket dudes got to be the mist unathletic  dudes imaginable and this sport is only popular in the bastions  of the former British Empire which some authoritarian British cruel official likely enforced this play for the amusement of the royal court. They also run with the bat which is just

ridiculous and there are no set ground territory and apparently the ball can go anywhere on the field. Another stupid thing that the Bugle's Andy Zaltzman actually thinks is a positive and shows the manhood of the Cricket jackass is the outfielder splay with no mitts and how many likely break their hands for glory in this global unpopular sport is not known.