The Boulder, Colorado natural fire another one two for the Crazy Cougars of Colorado

   Jake Glass

Animal Stories

     After years and years of seeing people live and tear down habitats of the Crazy Colorado Cougars a one two mother fucking punch from hell was dealt against these big cats as natural fires from a downed telephone line burned scores of buildings and forests in and around Boulder. The mainstream news made a big deal of the thousand McMansions  burned down along with the big box stores that were built in the past two decades as human sprawl went o out of control and burned further and further deeper and deeper into the wild habitats of creatures in wildlife that ahhhhhh go bump on the night.

One of these creatures is the legendary Puma that has expanded its ranged and is vilified in Colorado and has been so since some high school skinny ninny track an field cross country athlete was devoured and eaten by one in 1987.The people and government leaders have allowed sprawl to continue to expand and expand in Bounder and this is what is more responsible fro the fire last week that had displaced so many people who in turn had displaced thousands and thousands of wild animals.

The local governments and corruption allowed these fire lands to be destroyed and replaced with big homes and thus when a natural fire occurs there is an investigation instead of a declaration that unlimited growth is bad for the environment and man made habitats taking over such grand plains is not a good thing especially for wildlife and the crazy cougar. American culture and society should not have allowed money to dictate the creation of living arrangements and where people wanted as much space  between homes as possible in this ridiculous suburban lifestyle and arrangement and in Colorado along with Texas it has been especially egregious in its development in recent years.

A guilt ridden and looking Cougar tagged named PYC67509 aka Psycho 

                                

 
One particular Mountain Lion thought to be the primarily contributor to this fire but make no mistake this fire has had disaster consequences for the four dozens of Pumas in and around this Boulder ,Colorado area as again this has been a one two punch to the habitat and ability of these cat-like creatures from living in this area as the amount of pressure natural and man made have been fucking a disaster to these species. The real losers of these Colorado wildfires were not the corporatists with their Save Marts and Wal Mart oversize stores being  burnt or the people with their over-sized cookie cutter too many appliance homes. The real loser of these recent wildfires the worse ever seen in the state of Colorado were indeed the Pumas and crazy Cougars of the area and this is the real emergency and tragedy.