A massive 500 center bear dubbed " Hank the Tank" terrorizes and is a one Bear gang crime syndicate

 Armando Arturo

Animal and pizza food news

     In the Lake Tahoe region of Nevada thirteen homes have been busted  down and their food stocks raided reminiscent of when wild Indians did this to peoples homes a hundred and some score years ago. Hank the Tank is a massive 500 Black Bear beast form the West willing to break and huff down a home to get to the bacon and honey.  This bear has caused so much trouble and damage breaking into peoples homes raiding their fridges that  local animal control units and officials don't know what to do and there are calls to terminate this garrulous Bear that is just hungry and has seen its habitat taken away through sprawl and humanity's continue expansion everywhere and this Bear is nothing but a animal that doesn't know any better.

 This bad ass Bear goes by the moniker Hank the Tank because it is built like a tank and he devours knocks down everything in its path as a Alpha Bear and for Lake Tahoe this Bear is no laughing matter as this  bear in the span of seven months has broken down the doors of thirty three homes and ate 300 pounds of free food for itself from the humans and some officials are looking to wage war as many locals have now pout a bounty on this Center Bear Beast. 

 The Center Bear is also known to raid women's panties and the Ghao sisters complained they list several panties from this Bear hound that just as a nose for aroma whether it be food  or poon. This is one unusual weird neurotic and eccentric bear that has become this large  500 pound goof that is both  annoying and terrifying the public and they are demanding local village leaders and the dog catcher do something abohut Hank.  Hank days may be numbered as he has civilians and government officials looking for him and many are figuring this Bear wold make a good rug and has been so troublesome he has to go and whether Hank survives the next few days is doubtful as this Bear has made so many enemies some have suggested he is one of the mot wanted Bears in a couple of generations. 

Hank has been known to be especially attracted to the smell of left over pizza and 90% of the break ins and eat attacks by Hank the Tank have involved homes that had delivered pizza in recent days and authorities will use pizza to lure and trap this monster. Hank is also known as the pizza bear as this beast is drawn to the smell and availability of pizza and local authorities are warning people not to leave pizza around their kitchens nor should they leave pizza boxes outside in their garbage as this is jsut asking for Hank the Pizza Bear to come around and do another pizza raid and pizza attack.