Jamie Logan
Animal Stories
A guy named Bubba found and befriended a 900 pound alligator and he immediately called world renown weight loss expert to help his new alligator friend who he has named " Andy The Alligator" and i working in getting this reptilian beast down to a more slimmer and appropriate look for a alligator. Dr ow usually works o disgusting fat obese primates of the human kind but he is also concerned of over weight and the problems plaguing all unfortunate creatures finding themselves under such dire conditions. Mr Now went to Snake River , Georgia in the boondocks of this redneck Dukes Of Hazard state ad aided this alligator flossing its teeth ad managing its weight
Dr Now warned this Bubba that this alligator has the potential to be a man eater and he should take all precautions if he wants Andy The Alligator to be his pet and told him he needs to restrict this American alligators eating habits and hold the gator a steady diet of small mammals and fish and restrict as much of this gators access to food opportunities. 
Dr Now also deplored this hillbillies habit of feeding his new large pet cookies ad Dr Now otherwise known by his real name Younan Nowzaradan is no animal expert but he knows it is not normal for alligators in north America to get this fucken big as alligators are not crocodiles and he thinks its a crock that Bubba just wants to be a sponge an love this reptilian beast ad run the risk of having his arm ripped off petting his new friend. 
Both Bubba and Now also are throwing in their hats and periscopes into the ring for an NFT Non Fungible Token coming available for investment of some amazing picture of a guy feeding alligators in a swamp ad the opening bids go up for no less that two hundred thousands dollars for this painting turned into a exclusive compute imagery of ahh this outstanding crocadilian painting that is sure to bring crocodile tears to any reptilian that puts its eyes upon it. 
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