Crazy Cougar seen in Twin cities area of Minnesota puposely killed on hit and run

   Jake Glass

Animal Stories

    Today we have the sad news that a crazy cougar affectionately  called " Cookie " seen and in  around the Minneapolis suburb of  was struck days after its picture taken by a resident confirmed yet again the Minneapolis St Paul are is being visited by the crazy cougars. Cookie or cougar JYVB769 died in a hit and run and police authorities are investigating whether this animal was purposely run over in what will be described as the first hate crime against an animal as the cougar is hated by residents for its predatory nature and hundreds of thousands of cougars and Coyotes  had in the past been ruthlessly slain and shot on spot. 

 About a week ago the cute Cougar was captured form a cell phone video of local resident and Shakopee resident Andrew Pastrana and we were about to report this massively important news that the Twin cities region  were getting stories and sightings of the Crazy American cougar until we heard this same poor cougar life was cut short buy a hit and run

driver. Pastroni had luckily extempore  capture the lion while observing a wild E Coyote and he was watching one Coyote acting extremely eccentric running and expecting another Coyote when a lion head appeared over the horizon and apparently this was another case of a Mountain Lion hunting and harassing a Coyote. as there was already a bounty dead or alive by some lunatics in the Minneapolis St Paul are not wanting the Cougar to expand their urban range and discover the free handouts this socialist regions gives as handouts. cougar JYVB769 is dead and whether authorities are even looking for the sick individual who brutally slain this beautiful creature and I really doubt this was a accident as the residents of Shopakee were freaked out with reports of a wild Puma prowling and roaming about .cougar JYVB769 was thrown about for highway and laid out fifty feet in the air into some grass and witnesses stated it

was a bog for truck with a Don't Tread On Me and a snake flag and police are looking for this large truck that was seen in the area peeling  it out nd cing to get away the scene with a big dent in the front. Anyone with information are encouraged to call the shop Creek police department and report this hit-and-run driver who killed who killed what was a advanced guard of the reestablishment of the Western puma into the Midwest