Arrogant lunatic woman killed by Alligator

  Reggie Rapper

Animal Stories

      A pompous arrogant Southern woman who wanted a selfie with  a alligator  in a retention pond made the most fatal mistake of her life as she thought what was a cute " little alligator" in waist-deep water in Kiawah Island, South Carolina . The woman named Cynthia Covert was dragged down into the waters and drowned and she lost large chunks of her body to the gator and without a doubt I believe  a closed casket would be the order of the day to this womans funeral. The woman told her friend snarly that she guess she will not be doing this same mistake again and the fifty seven year old depraved deranged women likely never knew the gravity of the situation as a Alligator is not a toy to be played with and perhaps this silly goof fuck woman should of known this.  Cynthia Covert  was bitten and butchered by this alligator and a rare recorded death by Alligator in North America.


This women is no more and is one with Andy the alligator as she is shedding crocodile  tears for this fact. Alligators are not reptilians to be played around with yet somehow this typical arrogant fifty something year old woman thought  she could get close and it cost her as this woman is another to be surprised by the twisting and chomping power of the alligator. This woman bated the gator and became bait showed up neurotic to the bone no doubt about it and news of this story needs to be spread and these women told that alligators are not dogs my friend.  Ms Colvert is not the first to be killed by a alligator in the Southern hemisphere of America and she will not be the last as many see the smaller size of the North American alligator and do not believe it is a threat. Alligator 567LPBUI is still on the loose busting backs and chewing ass and it is looking for more walking primates and people fools who venture to close to it looking for a perfect picture to post on Instagram and elsewhere.  

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